The Halting Point

Friday, April 21, 2006

4/20/2006

Apparently a large number of students were absent yesterday from high schools in the north suburbs of Chicago. What does the news think caused this mass truancy?

Columbine.

Of course! Why else would rich white high schoolers miss class on 4-20?

In completely unrelated news, medical marijuana was rejected by the FDA.

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